The Best Quotes for the Week
"We drank all our money." - Uncle David
"It brings a new meaning to beat it and eat it." - Aunt Cheryl
"You have a penis, therefore, you are evil and can't cook." - Me, there is a 5 minute long story to explain this but I think it is fine on its own.
"I met my grandpa last year." - Jaz, again, long explanation
"Holy mother of Monkey nuts." - Me, it was cold.
Jaz: "Mac and Cheese is too expensive."
Me: "Why don't you get Ramen noodles?"
Jaz: "How much are those?"
Me: "How much do you want?"
Jaz: "Enough to last me till Christmas."
Me: "That'll be about 12 cents."
Jaz: "I'll take two."
"The camel just bit my nipple." - Charles, it really did bit his nipple. I was lucky enough to take a picture at that exact moment but he stole it. Sadness.
"It brings a new meaning to beat it and eat it." - Aunt Cheryl
"You have a penis, therefore, you are evil and can't cook." - Me, there is a 5 minute long story to explain this but I think it is fine on its own.
"I met my grandpa last year." - Jaz, again, long explanation
"Holy mother of Monkey nuts." - Me, it was cold.
Jaz: "Mac and Cheese is too expensive."
Me: "Why don't you get Ramen noodles?"
Jaz: "How much are those?"
Me: "How much do you want?"
Jaz: "Enough to last me till Christmas."
Me: "That'll be about 12 cents."
Jaz: "I'll take two."
"The camel just bit my nipple." - Charles, it really did bit his nipple. I was lucky enough to take a picture at that exact moment but he stole it. Sadness.
posted by Samantha at 1:25 AM
5 Comments:
You should ask Cheryl about her dirty mouth and mind when we went to Home Depot once. I couldn't believe the things she was wanting me to do.....tee-hee
Cheryl, explain.
Caulk..enough said..haha
Hey Cheryl -- was Steve Perry involved in the "caulk" incident?!?
....steve perry...nope, different depot..
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