More Quotes

"I may be drunk but I'm not stupid." - Jaz

"When you fail at killing yourself, that is when you really need to kill yourself." - Lil Bit

"Hi, I have scissors." - Todd, the RA

"He's an Indian, you know, the dot not the feather." - Raegan

"Aliens landed at my house last night." - Dr. Jeanie, it wasn't aliens and it is a long story.