Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Stupid People

For those of you who don't know: I HATE STUPID PEOPLE. Why haven't they all killed each other yet? I really want to know. To explain, I got in an argument earlier that I really wish someone had video taped so I had proof of the stupidity level. I was arguing with Jazmyne about seat belts. She doesn't wear her seat belt, even when she's not the one driving. Charles and I told her that if she was in one of our cars she better wear it. We asked her why she didn't and she said that if she were in a car wreck that she thought she was safer being throw from the car than being inside. WHAT THE F@#&?!? That was the point where I thought my ears would bleed just from the stupidity. Of course, being the eloquent one that I am, I told her she was stupid and that she was wrong. For some reason that made her mad, I don't know why. I told her that if she really believed that that she should go test her theory and the world would be better for having one less stupid person, which I admit was kinda mean but I still stand by it. Man, I can be a real bitch sometimes. Oh well, just don't piss me off. I love you all, good night.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if death by being crushed by a massive machine doesn't phase her, maybe money will. In Logan County, if stopped, it is $130 per person not wearing a seatbelt.

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS..years ago I chatted with a young man in an ER, he seemed quite pleasant. He had been in his Jeep when it rolled. Not wearing a seatbelt he was ejected and the Jeep rolled over him. As mediflight arrived to transfer him, I said to the ER Doc, "wow, he was so lucky". She said, much to my surprise, that he would be dead in less than an hour. I couldn't believe it, he seemed to be fine. His Heart and Lungs had been so severely bruised, that he WAS dead within that hour.

6:52 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

If someone gets mad about you pointing out their stupidity, then that shows they are more stupid than you thought. Obviously you are showing concern about her not wearing a seatbelt and she wants to get mad at you about it, then stop being concerned.

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try using logic instead of criticism.
Tell her that Indy race car divers cash at 200 MPH and walk away because they were wearing seat belts. Also, small framed people, women and children, not wearing seat belts have been killed in 10 MPH accidents, by the airbag.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Samantha said...

Good advice all! I love you people with brains!

9:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe I should try and find some pictures of people I have seen over the course of my career who thought they were "safer" without a seatbelt.

5:59 PM  

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