Wednesday, June 21, 2006

The best quote ever. . . this week

"I hate bees, okay? They're like flying death monkeys."

Hilarious.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Your Deadly Sins
Greed: 80%
Wrath: 40%
Envy: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%
You'll die in a shuttle crash, on your way to your resort on the moon.


Cheese Pizza

Traditional and comforting.
You focus on living a quality life.
You're not easily impressed with novelty.
Yet, you easily impress others.
What's Your Pizza Personality?

Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve


Your Political Profile:
Overall: 35% Conservative, 65% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal


American Cities That Best Fit You::
70% Atlanta
65% Miami
55% Austin
55% Philadelphia
55% San Diego


Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored."


You Are Gonzo the Great

"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind!


You Are Elmo

Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!

You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing.

You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.

How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!"

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