I'm a mommy!

Okay, wait, step back and breathe. I'm not pregnant. I got a fishy. It's a purple and gold beta. It's really pretty. I'll put pictures up when I get my film developed. I also have pictures from Thanksgiving. Now that I've given you all a heart attack, I'm going to bed. Good night.

Quote of the Week

"What is there to be mad about? The box had a sharpener." - The one and only Michelle

You Have to Watch This

http://gprime.net/video.php/nintendothemesacappella

This has got to be the funniest/coolest thing I have ever seen.

Stupid Stoners

I have to rant about these two guys who came through my line at work today. They bought a set up for XM satellite radio, which means I have to take their name, address and phone number to sign up for the first month of service. These two dweebs were so completely stoned that they could not remember their phone number BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM, one of them had to check his cell phone to find out. That alone was bad enough but no it got worse (he did know his name, luckily). I asked his address and they both had to think for a minute. While they were thinking the guy started filling out his check to pay. I don't know about your checks but the last time I checked, mine have my f-ing address PRINTED ON THEM. So the moral of the story is: I could care less if you want to get stoned but if you come to a certain electronics store and come through a certain someone's line, I will kill you. And then I will hang pop tarts over your head just out of your reach just to be mean. If you are going to get stoned stay at home at stare at your feet like a normal person, okay? Don't make me suffer through your stupidity or I will hurt you. I'm done.

Weather

This is the screwiest weather ever. Saturday we had a tornado warning, last night flash flooding, and today: IT IS SNOWING. Insane.

Top 5

This is supposed to be a list of my top 5 favorite songs, but 5 is not nearly enough. So I decided to be an over achiever and do 15.

My Top 5(15) Favorite Songs (in no particular order)
1. Love Song - Tesla
2. Brick - Ben Folds Five
3. Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
4. Fire and Rain - James Taylor
5. Mourning - Tantric
6. Desperado - The Eagles
7. Say it Ain't So - Weezer
8. Mandolin Rain - Bruce Hornsby
9. Seasons of Love - the cast of Rent
10. Savin' Me - Nickelback
11. Save Me - Unwritten Law
12. Headstrong - Trapt
13. Bother - Stone Sour
14. Cats in the Cradle - Ugly Kid Joe
15. Janie's Got a Gun - Aerosmith

I don't think this one has made its rounds yet so I will tag:
Michelle
Julie

Everyone else, leave your list as a comment if you want.
Have Fun, it's hard.

Pictures Pt. 2

"Lady in Red"

"Stairs"
"Woman in Blue""Woman in Blue Close-up"
"Shoes"

Pictures

Here are some pictures I took for photography. My class was on Commercial street and I ran out of black and white film so I had to use color. Most of the pictures are taken through shop windows which led to some really cool effects.

"Red Hats"

I didn't like this picture in the full color level so I lowered the saturation of color. I love computers.

"Self Portrait and Shoes"

I can't decide whether I like the color or B&W better, so I put up both.

"Self Portrait and Pink Shoes"

"Glass Girl"
"Flag Bench"

I like this picture a lot better in b&w, the colors surrounding the bench were to bright.

"Grainery"
"Stop the Falling Trees"

Here's a tree for you mom.

"Bowling for Myself"

I changed the color saturation on this one too. I didn't like the picture at full color but at full black and white it isn't the same.

I love words

I have a new word for everyone - Buffalattle. Earlier today I was talking to Charles and Dave and the topic of mules came up. I told them about Beefalo and had to explain that. Charles wondered if the gender of the parent animals (which was the cow, which was the buffalo) affected the name of the baby. So Dave decided that there should be Beefalo and Buffalattle depending on the species of the father. I have to agree. Spell check really doesn't like the word Buffalattle.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I just bought Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!! I love this movie, definitely one of my favorites (Cheryl I know you agree). Anyway, I think working at Best Buy might be a bad thing, especially once my discount kicks in. I'm really thinking about buying a Digital SLR. For those of you who don't know it looks like a traditional SLR camera and has basically the same settings but it takes digital pics. The one I want is a Canon Rebel XT. It has 8.2 mega-pixels and takes incredible pictures. The one at Best Buy has a lovely price tag of $1500, but that is before my discount. I really want that camera, my friend Garett works in the Digital Imaging department and he said that it is one of the best cameras on the market. Plus it is definitely more affordable than the other slr I want which has 12.8 mega-pixels and costs $3300 not including a lens. I think that is all I have to say.

Here is a Question for You

Is it a bad sign if the city you live in has more Brown Derby's than it does McDonald's? Because Springfield seriously does, not kidding.

PETA

I have a new idea for PETA. People for eating tasty animals. Do you think they'll go for it? Just a thought.

Ouch

My ear is killing me. I had to take out my industrial. . . sadness. Every time I went to work I had to take it out and it would start to grow over while I was working. When I got off I would basically have to re-pierce it. When I did it this morning, my ear started bleeding which it hadn't done before. I left the bar bell in and went to take a nap, my ear started throbbing so bad it woke me up. I took the bar bell out and my ear started bleeding really bad. I washed it with some of my Provon (antibacterial medical scrub) and held a paper towel on it till it stopped bleeding. I going to have to let the piercing heal over. It makes me sad, but its better than my ear falling off. And I still have my rook.

Question

The quote of the day is for Cheryl: "Hello starshine, the earth says hello!" - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Why do stupid people breed?

Equality

I am about to go on a rant and I guarantee not all of you will agree with me but I'm still going to say it. In my Alpha class all we talk about is racism, sexism, freedom, and equality. We talk about how great equality would be, not just between races but between sexes, religions, and nationalities. Ok here we go. There is a reason there is no equality and there is a reason why there will never be equality. It is called money. I'm not saying that some people are better than others, that's not what I mean. I'm just saying that money is the reason that we are not equal. To give an example, put yourself in my shoes. You are a college student paying thousands of dollars and working your ass off trying to get a degree. Ok, so if everyone is equal in every way then that degree you just got means jack shit. That's equality. People may say they want equality but they don't, what they want is whatever makes them stroll happily along and what makes them sleep at night. That is what people want. They could care less about whether Bob, Tyrone, Pedro, and Jill all get paid the same or whether they have the same opportunities. After all, if we don't see it, it doesn't exist. So there is my take on equality, feel free to leave your comments but I can't promise I won't scream obscenities as I read them. Love you all. Good night.

Someone Emailed me this

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Stupid People

For those of you who don't know: I HATE STUPID PEOPLE. Why haven't they all killed each other yet? I really want to know. To explain, I got in an argument earlier that I really wish someone had video taped so I had proof of the stupidity level. I was arguing with Jazmyne about seat belts. She doesn't wear her seat belt, even when she's not the one driving. Charles and I told her that if she was in one of our cars she better wear it. We asked her why she didn't and she said that if she were in a car wreck that she thought she was safer being throw from the car than being inside. WHAT THE F@#&?!? That was the point where I thought my ears would bleed just from the stupidity. Of course, being the eloquent one that I am, I told her she was stupid and that she was wrong. For some reason that made her mad, I don't know why. I told her that if she really believed that that she should go test her theory and the world would be better for having one less stupid person, which I admit was kinda mean but I still stand by it. Man, I can be a real bitch sometimes. Oh well, just don't piss me off. I love you all, good night.